"How do you two know each other?"
*makes up ridiculous lie to not have to say you met on the Internet*
I can’t vent on any fucking social media anymore..
I need to make my own fucking journal. Lawd.
Bae caught me slippin
tha guy on the cliff he just finished highschool and what he did was he threw all his school papers and books over the cliff screaming “take that” personally i think that its really cool because in a way its like hes free. He went through four years of studying,exams,memorizing things that didn’t even matter but now he’s free now he can finally be free and i bet its the best feeling in the world
great, now all the birds and shit gonna be learning human knowledge. get ready for society to be conquered by animals. look outside and a deer is riding a bicycle down the road. stuck in line at the grocery store cause some rabbit is arguing with the clerk about a coupon. fish swims up the toilet while youre droppin a log, asks to borrow some salt. thanks a lot, guy on the cliff
this is on a level that i cannot reach
NO COCAINE WAS NOT
Real mother fuckin’ money
I can’t stop laughing at how the lighting makes Q look like he has big ass eyes hahahahahahha
Hahahahha I cant
i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins